After all his years of punking stoic telemarketers, Mark finally got one with a sense of humor!
He answered the phone all giddy, hitting the speakerphone button so I could hear, too.
Telemarketer: May I speak with Heather?
Mark, in his deepest voice: This is Heather.
Telemarketer pauses, momentarily confused, then continues, offering home energy upgrades: Are your window frames aluminium?
Mark: No, my windows are GOLD. Cuz that's how I roll. I'm a baller.
Telemarketer, laughing: Oooh, that's good, I haven't heard that one!
Mark: Solid gold.
It was a first--both Mark AND the telemarketer were laughing as they hang up. (And yes, I was cracking up, too!)
