The diner is now closed

Today's breakfast request from Mark: "I'd like an omelette, please."

Me: "Really? But you hate eggs."

Mark: "I want an omelette without eggs."

Me: "But that's what an omelette is made out of--eggs!"

Mark: "Oh. I thought it was made out of all the bits in it. Do we have any bits?"

Now I'm totally confused.

Me: "What kind of bits are we talking about here?"

Mark: "Like, bacon. Do we have any bacon?"

Me: "No."

Mark: "OK, I don't want an omelette then."

And people wonder why I don't cook more often...