Yesterday's quote of the day.
Mark: "Sometimes, when I'm feeling too lazy to get a cup down from the shelf, I just drink right from the kitchen sink."
Me, not sure I heard that correctly: "What?"
Mark: "Yeah. When you're in the shower, sometimes, you know, I'm thirsty, but just too lazy to climb on the counter, open the cabinet, get a cup all the way down, climb back down, and then have to fill a WHOLE cup with water. So I just turn on the faucet and drink from that instead."
Me, shaking my head: "Do me a favor--don't tell me these things, OK?"
Mark: "Sometimes, when I'm feeling too lazy to get a cup down from the shelf, I just drink right from the kitchen sink."
Me, not sure I heard that correctly: "What?"
Mark: "Yeah. When you're in the shower, sometimes, you know, I'm thirsty, but just too lazy to climb on the counter, open the cabinet, get a cup all the way down, climb back down, and then have to fill a WHOLE cup with water. So I just turn on the faucet and drink from that instead."
Me, shaking my head: "Do me a favor--don't tell me these things, OK?"
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